Kommander K (KDR K)
K. Vichelle Schadie, “KDR K.” The kommander and CEO (Chief ExecutING Officer) of EvilOrg. Ambitions: plans to take over the world MUA HA HA HA HAAA! Oh and save the puppies. Her hero: the Evil Queen from Sleeping Beauty, who she emulates as best she can, but throw in a pint of charm, a bucket of crazy, and multiply the Evil Intent Factor by 7.3. Gives enemies, weapons and everyday objects often bizarre names, but hey, she's the boss. Favorite attire: anything short and black. Has been known to wear red but only when she really wants something. High collars and a long cape are required on special occasions (which is pretty much all the time). Never leaves the Lair without her dangerously pointy tiara, which includes a personal force shield. Never know what's out there. Would vaporize enemy or minion alike on a whim with zero remorse, but that’s messy. She prefers to give those who fail her a dip in the hot tub. And by “hot tub” she means “lava pit.” When the puppies get upset, people DIE!
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Number Two (#2)Roderick Tiberius Galen, “Number Two,” the heartbeat of the organization and administrative talking head. Right hand man and trusted, loyal cohort to Kommander K. Has a penchant for old Third Reich-style uniforms. Keeps the minions on task and ensures the organization’s campaigns and daily activities go successfully “to plan” with minimal supervision and much assumption. Kisses the KDR's butt as much as possible because he’ll be the first one with a date in the hot tub if things ever go TOO terribly wrong. Tries to avoid #3 The Smartass as much as he can, has a big crush on #7 (who doesn’t? She’s Wonder Woman’s cousin), and hates Rotormorphs as much as Indy hates snakes. Even more than he hates #3. Is obsessive-compulsive when it comes to killing FarkGorgs and GorpCons. Has a secret to which he will never admit. Do you want to accidentally trip and fall into the hot tub? Then forget you ever read that.
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